Lion King... sort of.

OKAY. So disappointing. For a while there, The Lion King, IN ITS ENTIRETY, was on Youtube. Like, in one big long video, not broken up into 10 different parts or anything. Alas, "the account associated with [that] video has been terminated." So sad. How am I suppose to watch my disney movies from the comfort of my own room? So instead, I will provide you with this (hilarious) abridged version:



Enjoy!

Heels

Unless the library is carpeted, HEELS STAY OUT.

Heels are not for school. Why?

Because, inevitably, if you insist on wearing them, you will be that person.

The one walking through the library.

Sounding like the leader of a gang of tap dancing horses, staking out the library in preparation for your take-over of all places quiet and ideal for studying.

And, as a result, I will never look at you the same. Yeah, you don't want that.


But seriously, people who wear heels/loud shoes in the library is another one of my irrational pet peeves. Despite knowing that they're not walking loud on purpose, or maybe they wore heels because they didn't know they would end up in the library, or whatever other reasonable explanation for their loud walking they have, it still irritates me to no end. Yeah... how's that for neurotic?
In conclusion, for all of you library-wandering, heel-wearing girls (and guys) out there: You suck, but if you need to be here, don't be like that person last week, who walked by me no less than four times in half an hour. If you are lost, just consult a map, they're all over the place. (And to the guy who went sprinting by me last night, headed towards the doors: that seemed a little excessive. But also a little heroic, so good luck with whatever you were so keen on getting to.)

This video confuses and delights me all at the same time:



Especially when played with Lion King Music.