Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

That Weird Part of YouTube

There are certain phrases in this world that make me smile. For example, whenever someone says "be still my beating heart," it inexplicably makes me smile, and usually suppress a giggle. Every. Time. I don't know if it's the fact that I momentarily picture them as a love-struck cartoon while saying this, or the fact that it seems so out of place in today's world, but I always get a kick out of people saying it. There's another phrase though, that pleases me even more:


Oh yes, you know what I mean. It pops up most commonly as the most-liked comment on certain videos, and it makes me laugh every time. It's funnier than "that weird part of the Internet" because, well, most of the internet is weird. Usually boring weird. But to be weird on YouTube is an entirely different thing. There is perhaps no feeling more universal than that of being caught in what my brother and I refer to as "the YouTube vortex." One minute, you're watching a video of a girl covering "Rolling In The Deep." Next thing you know, minutes have turned into hours, Charlie is biting his brother's finger while auto-tuned, you've watched that damn Christian the lion video three times, you've seen things you didn't even know were physically possible and bam- you're in that weird part of YouTube. Again. Thought Catalog describes it nicely in this article: 
"True, you start off looking at clips which make you feel good, i.e. “cute kittens,” “fat people falling,” “girlfriend pranks,” but two and a half hours later you’re looking at an 11-year-old kid with a gravely undiagnosed personality disorder from Germany looking into the webcam at you for 6:52 minutes with 37 views from 2006, and you looking at him in a k-hole’d haze, your respective gazes forever six years apart, trying to find something in each other, the retina and video cam merging into the same point of isolation, but nothing."
 I think it can be best surmised with this:
So, what do you think about that weird part of YouTube? Where's the weirdest place the "related videos" bar has taken you? Post a link in the comment section, and be rewarded with high fives.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

I Want- what??!

So today I have a few things to talk about, what with all that is happening in the world and all these da- WAIT. I'm sorry. First I think we all need to take a moment and consider WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS MUSIC VIDEO.

I'm sorry, does this video confuse anyone else? If you didn't bother looking, let me sum it up for you: The entire video consists solely of Robert Downey Jr (yes, as in, the guy who plays Iron Man) lip-sycing to an Elton John song while walking through a mansion and looking sad. This is the official video for this song. He actually got a day pass from jail to film this video. All things considered, it's not even that good of a song. WHAT THE WHAT. I can never view the world the same again now that I know this video exists.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Skittles

Skittles commercials are kind of upsetting, and a little twisted.

Man can't hold his baby girl, or even live a regular life:



Mom keeps her son, against his wishes (and depriving him of his dream of getting an education/going to college/living a regular life), for her own gain, in order to continue profiting from her... skittle farm?