"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."-Charlie Sheen, in an ABC interview (read more here)
Charlie Sheen is notoriously a bit (just a little bit) of a douche, but this quote from his latest tirade made me laugh. Congratulations, on making your craziness at least funny for all us viewers.
"You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people. Now, it's between hipsters and retards. I mean, either that guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a top hat is mentally disabled or he is the coolest fucking guy you will ever know." -Chuck Klosterman
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