Keslurked

As I'm sure many, many people have already seen, Vancouver Canucks's superstar/hottie Ryan Kesler posed for ESPN's "Body Issue" magazine. Tots naked. Just in case you haven't seen it, here it is:

While this is a nice picture and all (and ohmy is it ever), I have gotten much more amusement from the surrounding commentary that is flooding in from Canucks fans, journalists, and (a lot) of teenage girls. Some of my favorites include, "I think even his buttcheeks have abs" (random facebook comment) and, from Kesler himself, "Jealousy, that's all they've got is jealousy," referring to the teasing from his teammates. Still out of the lineup due to an injury, Kesler doesn't have a lot else going on for him in the news.

Speaking of Kesler, have you heard the term "Keslurked"? Well, it refers to Kesler's habit of photobombing interviews and photos whenever possible. Hell, he even photobombs himself. There's a pretty funny article about it here. My favorite part? "Kesler is getting more and more brazen. One wonders if he was ever actually asked to appear in ESPN’s “Body Issue”, or if the photographers just discovered sometime after the shoot that he was standing naked in the background of all the shots, and decided to claim it was intentional."

Ahahahahahaha. There are a lot of articles poking fun of Kesler's seeming unability to keep his clothes on/stay out of a camera frame, and I have to say: I laugh. Every single time.