Maniacal Toddler
People getting all upset that Ryan Gosling wasn't voted Sexiest Man Alive (funny, but come on people- get your priorities straight)
Exhibit A (on one hand, Feminist Ryan Gosling is funny. On the other hand, Occupy People, although it is 99% a joke, makes me dislike people in general)
Exhibit B
Exhibit C (63 Reasons Why Bradley Cooper Definitely Isn't The Sexiest Man Alive- this one actually made me laugh)
Marcel the Shell,Two
There's a second one! And it is just as good as the first one.
The Crazy Things I Do In Normal Circumstances
Read this, it's hilarious.
Why I Hate Shopping
If you're too lazy to read this one, just read this one excerpt:
Leggings are not pants. Leggings are similar to pants, in that they cover the leg portion of your body, but leggings are not pants. When one wears a shirt with a pair of leggings and boots, it has an effect similar to walking out of the house in pajama pants. It shows that you had the intention of getting dressed, but somewhere around the halfway point lost your morale.So there you go. My little snippet of Twitter this week.
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