Twitterverse

Twitter is, essentially, a mean through which people can share things. Things that matter to them, things that make them laugh, things that made them think, or things they put a lot of effort into. Here are a few things that Twitter shared with me this week. (Note, I'm more of the "things that made me laugh" type person).

Maniacal Toddler
 

People getting all upset that Ryan Gosling wasn't voted Sexiest Man Alive  (funny, but come on people- get your priorities straight)
Exhibit A (on one hand, Feminist Ryan Gosling is funny. On the other hand, Occupy People, although it is 99% a joke, makes me dislike people in general)
Exhibit B
Exhibit C (63 Reasons Why Bradley Cooper Definitely Isn't The Sexiest Man Alive- this one actually made me laugh)


Marcel the Shell,Two
There's a second one! And it is just as good as the first one.



The Crazy Things I Do In Normal Circumstances 
Read this, it's hilarious.



Why I Hate Shopping
If you're too lazy to read this one, just read this one excerpt:

Leggings are not pants. Leggings are similar to pants, in that they cover the leg portion of your body, but leggings are not pants. When one wears a shirt with a pair of leggings and boots, it has an effect similar to walking out of the house in pajama pants. It shows that you had the intention of getting dressed, but somewhere around the halfway point lost your morale.

 So there you go. My little snippet of Twitter this week.

Marcel The Shell With Shoes On

I'm baaaaack. Contrary to popular opinion (or at least I like to pretend), I have not disappeared off the face of the Earth, or been kidnapped by pirates. No, I am just lazy, and that is the only excuse for my lack of posting. Hopefully, this adorably odd YouTube video will make up for it:


"And I'm like, compared to what?!"


Doesn't that make you feel better? There is no way you didn't laugh a little, or at least smile.

Anyways, I'll post something better soon.

...Maybe.

...My life is pretty full of nothing right now.